Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.Common sense is like deodorant – the people who need it most never use it.I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.There are two sides to the story, and then there are the screenshots.Dear Lord, please grant me the ability to punch people over the internet.
Sorry, I’ve got my Netflix pants on, so I’m in for the night.You know you are desperate for an answer when you look at the second page of Google.Try following the quote “be true to yourself” because you are always lying to others.
If only I could get a day between Saturday and Sunday.It’s not called being lazy rather, you can say “selective participation.”.I’m your regular customer, but please give me a break now. If you are laughing at your wife’s choice, then do remember that you are one of them.Here are some funny WhatsApp status quotes that can be shared on your status and sent to all your contacts:
Now and then, everyone needs to enjoy laughter in life! And sometimes, funny statuses get shared further, so they put a smile on more faces than intended. Sometimes a person may feel the need to share a funny WhatsApp status.
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